What new toy
do you have son?
Be it an ingot, a trinket,
or a scrumptious crumb?
None, dear father,
your imaginings have dawned.
It’s a wily lass
with hair dyed blonde.
She’s fair of feature
with perky breast
upon which I lay
my head to rest.
My son, I’m shocked
by what you say.
You admit your toy is woman
with whom you play?
No, my father,
please ease your mind.
She’s to be my wife
when we find time.
I’m in earnest, sir,
without the slightest taint.
I’ve adorned her hand
and received no complaint.
My naive son,
I think you’re a fool.
Think clearly now
while your passion is cool.
She’s a doxy
in hooker paint.
Her breast are false
please show restraint.
Her laugh is forced,
her nails faked,
and it’s on a lie
that your future’s staked.
Look, my son,
I speak the truth.
She’s a vile succubus
who’ll steal your youth.
I think I see it now,
my reverent sire.
You’ve saved me from
a crazed desire.
Leave me now,
oh foolish dame.
For you shall never possess
my goodly name.
My fathers right.
You pretend to be.
We have no future–
you and me.
Give back my ring,
and the heart you stole.
Please turn away
and release my soul.
My lovely son,
you’ve done me proud.
I shall tell the world
with my voice raised loud.
But, please forgive me
this unscrupulous theft,
as I move to comfort
the woman you’ve left.
Father! Why father?
What are you about?
You’d take this harlot
after I’ve shut her out?
‘Ware your words,
for a harlot is to severe.
She’s a wine-soaked darling
with a lovely derrière.
For you, my son,
this petite flower was no match,
but for a man of my years,
the child is quite a catch.
Father, you’re daft.
She’s obviously a harlot.
Look upon her evening gown;
Who else would dress in scarlet.
I know she’s sweet like honey,
but father, fear the hive.
There’s a lustful hunger in her visage,
and she’ll eat you up alive.
She’ll break you mind
being naughty.
She’ll break your bank
and then your body.
My wary weary son,
I live just for such a day,
and I pray to God Almighty
she is everything you say.
I pray she tears down heaven
and breaks my bed apart.
I pray that there’s a devil
residing in her dark heart.
If her fiery passion stops my heart,
spare not a moment in which to cry,
Cause I can think most succinctly
of no better way to die.